I'm a wombat (Misheard Lyrics to Songs)

hahaha Wren that's awesome! Sheep... bahhhhh I love it.


Mine are Toto's Africa. "There's nothing that 100 men on Mars could ever do" It's actually "There's nothing that 100 men or more could ever do"

For ages I could not figure out the line from Houses of The Holy by Led Zeppelin. "From the dark comes satan's doorman" Is what I thought. But it's actually "From the door comes satan's daughter" haha


There are so many more.

I woke up with ERNIE by Madness stuck in my head this morning & recall the days when I used to mistake

"Five more Bob for the whole world it can’t be bad"

For
"Five more Bob for the old roly poly bag"

I mean, wth is a roly poly bag??

Just let me staple the Vicar....    brilliant...

I love him...  and in second place "he'll never bone ya.." hahahaa Raven I'm dying here. 

Blinded By The Light....(actually written and recorded FIRST by Mr. Bruce Springsteen but made famous and went to number one by Manfred Mann)

What it is - Revved up like a Deuce another runner in the night

What I always thought it was - Wrapped up like a douche another winner in the night.  

The rest of the lyrics are no picnic either....

Madman drummer bummers
Indians in the summer
With a teenage diplomat
In the dumps with the mumps
As the adolescent pumps
His way into his hat
With a boulder on my shoulder
Feeling kinda older
I tripped a merry-go-round
With the very unpleasing
Sneezing and wheezing
The calliope crashed to the ground

[CHORUS]

Blinded by the light
Revved up like a deuce
Another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
She got down but she never got tight
She's gonna make it through the night
Some silicone sister
With her manager mister
Told me I've got what it takes
She said, I'll turn you on sonny to something strong
Play the song with the funky break
And go-kart Mozart
Was checking out the weather chart
To see if it was safe outside
And little Early Pearly
Came by in her curly-wurly
And asked me if I needed a ride

[CHORUS]

Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun
'Cause mama, that's where the fun is
Some brimstone baritone
Anticyclone rolling stone
Preacher from the east
Says dethrone the dictaphone
Hit it in the funnybone
That's where they expect it least
And some new mown chaperone
Was standing in the corner
Watching the young girls dance
And some fresh-sown moonstone
Was playing with his frozen zone
Reminding him of romance
The calliope crashed to the ground

[CHORUS]

Yes I'm still trying to figure out what a calliope is. Lol

I read this today
Sweet dreams are made of cheese