Here we are, back at the Stadium of Faith for GW30. GW29 saw the Eleven Imaginary Boys pull of an away win by 22 points in a week where scores were low all around the table.
Some shocks last week as Villa managed to empty Sunderland’s stadium before half time & even Joe Hart (who is reportedly being investigated for surgically implanted ball magnets) couldn’t keep Burnley out.
Premier League teams also made an undignified exit from Europe this week, so no Euro injury worries to bother FPL managers……until international team squads were announced featuring a host of star quality players…& Andros Townsend. Thanks Roy. So, what else of note? Poyet was given his marching orders & the Black Cats have appointed a man named after the only bottle that never gets opened at xmas. Advocaat’s press call was pretty subdued, but he has confirmed they have all the matches on in Holland on TV & as a result, he knows the squad & supporters very well. Okay then…. Jose’s been on form again. He’s getting parents all whipped up with the possibility of a new board game in time for xmas. Penalty Puzzle:- No agendas, no intention, just numbers. Could be a hit. Lastly Manuel Pellegrini is reeling from calls for his sacking after City’s utterly dreadful season. Being second in the Premier League is a downright disgrace huh?
Anyway, I have returned the borrowed pen & invested in one of those pencil/pen things. I didn’t want to go all “Vincent Tan” & break with the traditional carbon, but felt the tool needed a bit of modernising & I like pressing the button on the end too. The white paint was delivered earlier & I am starting to think it was re-labeled condensed milk, as the pitch is starting to whiff a bit in the glare of the sun & there are more wasps than usual.
So, walk on in, put your ducks in a row, sort the wheat from the chaff…okay, I’ll stop with the cliches. Game on!
Guess who is the man without a luck in here... I left out of the Xi Clichy and for the first time he got a clean sheet... I had Forster as a keeper... Berahino did nothing at all as a forward and even if AFC has scored a couple until now Alexis hasn't got nothing to do with both goals... At least my mates (10 Imaginary Friends) are doing better i hope