Unless you have celiac disease, shut up about having a gluten intolerance.
Yes, yes, yes! We often joke in our house about cramming as much gluten into anything we make to share with others as possible. Everyone's a special snowflake with disordered eating.
There are starving people in ______. STFU and eat it. Save
Deck the fooking halls! I am officially in hiding now. Blowing off the last day of work before the holiday break. No work will be done & not in a place where I can tolerate festiveness.