Post by steve on Apr 6, 2018 10:44:06 GMT 1
With the international break over it was normal service resumed with a full compliment of matches over the weekend.
& first up, the *mighty) Palace hosted Liverpool ahead of the latter’s champs league showdown with Citeh on Wednesday.
Things looked good for Palace, going ahead with a penalty & sending both my cats scurrying for their lives under the sofa as my scream rattled all the doors & windows & set off a car alarm over the road. But could they capitalise on the reds’ shaky defence?… Nope. Tekkers brought his usual cow’s arse/ banjo game, missing 2 golden chances as Mané & Salad turned the match round for all 3 points completing my March summary of results.
Over at the Amex, Murray’s prowess from the spot came to an end as Leicester popped 2 late goals in for the win.
Man UTD shocked everyone by actually playing attacking football to see off the recently resurgent Swansea & a lone Pérez goal was enough to push the Toon up to 12th.
There was late drama at Watford where veteran striker Defoe, who has scored more goals in the 90th minute than any other player, added to that tally to rescue a point for the Cherries while Wet Broom were unable to stage a comeback against Burnley, as the last nails in Pardew’s coffin were nailed in.
Wet Spam raided the tax payers’ coffers (again) to the tune of £60,000 to beef up security after the last game week’s trouble. It was a move that , on the face of it, appeared to work. But it wasn’t widely publicised that supporters had held organised protest marches prior to the game. But the Spammers winning 3-0 did help keep the fans from boiling over also. But Sothampton’s predicament could prove a new record for Mark Hughes who could now be responsible for getting 2 clubs relegated in a single season.
At Goodison Park, Citeh took another step towards the title beating Everton 1-3 to set them up for a bit of a party if they beat Untidy on Saturday.
April fool’s day & Arsenal beat (really) Stoke in a half empty stadium after a first half where the only highlight was a discussion on how to cook sea bass. Aubrey Meringue was gracious enough to let Lacazette take the second penalty, forfeiting his hat trick & earning the ire of FPL managers the world over.
Last up, Chelski vs Spurs. Tottenham haven’t won at Standard Bilge since 1990, but that all changed at the weekend courtesy of a screamer from Eriksen & an Alli brace that leave the blues’ hopes of a champs league place in tatters.
After last weeks bumper scores, this weekend was a bit light on centuries (0) but the winners were BB&S with 629 points to put them 663 points ahead.
The Yellow Jersey stayed put with Mish Mosh & the Big Shout Out went to schmed’s The Clash Athletic with 78 points.
& the H2H? Yep, the BB&S marched off with 19 points to take them 31 clear.
The Crown also stays where it was on the bonce of AFC Tigers.
In the shed I have started to dust off the engraving machine but we’re out of WD40, so it squeaks a lot (it’s not mice, honest).
So, it seems the FPL world is chewing its fingernails after Salad picked up an injury in Wednesday’s demolition of Citeh. Could Sanchez get a mass recall? Lol.
Still, we must soldier on & shore up our attacks & stuff, so welcome to GW33 & please try not to trample the new flower beds we put in for spring. We’re not sure what’s growing, but it looks better than the pile of bricks that was there.
Let’s play
comeonyoublues
comeonyoureds
& first up, the *mighty) Palace hosted Liverpool ahead of the latter’s champs league showdown with Citeh on Wednesday.
Things looked good for Palace, going ahead with a penalty & sending both my cats scurrying for their lives under the sofa as my scream rattled all the doors & windows & set off a car alarm over the road. But could they capitalise on the reds’ shaky defence?… Nope. Tekkers brought his usual cow’s arse/ banjo game, missing 2 golden chances as Mané & Salad turned the match round for all 3 points completing my March summary of results.
Over at the Amex, Murray’s prowess from the spot came to an end as Leicester popped 2 late goals in for the win.
Man UTD shocked everyone by actually playing attacking football to see off the recently resurgent Swansea & a lone Pérez goal was enough to push the Toon up to 12th.
There was late drama at Watford where veteran striker Defoe, who has scored more goals in the 90th minute than any other player, added to that tally to rescue a point for the Cherries while Wet Broom were unable to stage a comeback against Burnley, as the last nails in Pardew’s coffin were nailed in.
Wet Spam raided the tax payers’ coffers (again) to the tune of £60,000 to beef up security after the last game week’s trouble. It was a move that , on the face of it, appeared to work. But it wasn’t widely publicised that supporters had held organised protest marches prior to the game. But the Spammers winning 3-0 did help keep the fans from boiling over also. But Sothampton’s predicament could prove a new record for Mark Hughes who could now be responsible for getting 2 clubs relegated in a single season.
At Goodison Park, Citeh took another step towards the title beating Everton 1-3 to set them up for a bit of a party if they beat Untidy on Saturday.
April fool’s day & Arsenal beat (really) Stoke in a half empty stadium after a first half where the only highlight was a discussion on how to cook sea bass. Aubrey Meringue was gracious enough to let Lacazette take the second penalty, forfeiting his hat trick & earning the ire of FPL managers the world over.
Last up, Chelski vs Spurs. Tottenham haven’t won at Standard Bilge since 1990, but that all changed at the weekend courtesy of a screamer from Eriksen & an Alli brace that leave the blues’ hopes of a champs league place in tatters.
After last weeks bumper scores, this weekend was a bit light on centuries (0) but the winners were BB&S with 629 points to put them 663 points ahead.
The Yellow Jersey stayed put with Mish Mosh & the Big Shout Out went to schmed’s The Clash Athletic with 78 points.
& the H2H? Yep, the BB&S marched off with 19 points to take them 31 clear.
The Crown also stays where it was on the bonce of AFC Tigers.
In the shed I have started to dust off the engraving machine but we’re out of WD40, so it squeaks a lot (it’s not mice, honest).
So, it seems the FPL world is chewing its fingernails after Salad picked up an injury in Wednesday’s demolition of Citeh. Could Sanchez get a mass recall? Lol.
Still, we must soldier on & shore up our attacks & stuff, so welcome to GW33 & please try not to trample the new flower beds we put in for spring. We’re not sure what’s growing, but it looks better than the pile of bricks that was there.
Let’s play
comeonyoublues
comeonyoureds 
