December 3rd, The SSE Wembley Arena, London Live Report

I'm not allowed salt, will soy sauce do?

That's why I have it on chips ...... fries to you lot!

HP Sauce mmmmmm yummy!! I confuse it with chocolate sauce though, have to be careful!

Ah a week in London and you're already saying "chips"! The conversion has begun.

And you can of course remember my description as to what the "HP" actually means?

Hewlett Packard!

Hotel Poo.

Correct, but the point was that if you ask most people what the HP is, they don't know, despite the fact that there's a picture of it on the bottle! Generally people don't make the connection.