The aftermath of the international break meant a smattering of our fearless snowflakes either sat out this week or were on the bench as their clubs were too stingey to fly them back to England directly. Mourinho was one of those who was able to make sure his “assets” hit the ground running to take on the Aguero-less City at Old Trafford & rekindle his bromance with Guardiola. The library-like volume in the Theatre of Dreams was bolstered by the City fans, as they bossed the first half with Abhimo..Inbra..oh that bloke giving the Red Devils a lifeline just before the break & despite having new life breathed into them by Rashford in the second half including a goal ruled Offsidimovic. Untidy failed to rescue the points despite Bravo’s best efforts to gift them more goals.
Arsenal got off to a terrible start with Cech’s own goal, but were gifted a last gasp penalty ensuring the spoils went to them while, arch rivals, Spurs schooled Stoke quite comfortably where even Harry Kane scored!
West Ham, now finally with Payet starting snatched defeat from the jaws of victory as Watford came back from 2 down to win 2-4.
West (can’t sign players) Brom had a miserable trip to the seaside as Callum Wiilson announced his return with the winner while Palace actually managed to win a game (I know, should have warned you all to sit down huh?)
Anfield opened its new stand, presumably expanded to get revenue to be able pay Balotelli’s wages, with a classy 4-1 victory over the Foxes which prompted the hash-tag #savejurgensglasses & in the big game on Saturday, Hull’s odds of winning the league were slashed again as Snodgrass salvaged a late equaliser at Turf Moor.
Sunday saw Chelski struggle with gravity to rescue a draw, but the game was marred by Andre Marriner’s appalling display, allowing Leroy Fer to blatantly up-end Cahill from behind to score & allowing Costco to stay on the pitch despite his elaborate diving display that even saw Tom Daley taking notes.
The Monday night game saw Sunderland demonstrate how to empty a stadium 20 minutes early, as Romulan Locutus produced an 11 minute hat trick to sink the Black Cats. A fitting tribute to 50 years of Star Trek.
Now let’s turn our attention the FPL. An arena devoid of Marriner & other card-wielding crazies. & GW 4 was a close run thing with the IGM overturning a 41 point deficit going into Monday to take the week by 6 points. But it’s all change at the top of the table as wilgy ’s Faith Rovers don the & it would fit like a glove if he ever takes off that Dennis The Menace top first. The stays in Greece, but changes hands as figie ’s high town F.C. reach a total of 67 points for the week. The overall table stands as follows & it’s getting very tight between the 3 teams
In the H2H league the EIB swept to victory by 3 points taking them to joint 2nd overall & to match the Yellow Jersey, wilgy ’s Faith Rovers take the But the table is just as tight as the classic with standings thus
So it’s party time in the shed this week, with the big screens showing the Champion’s League matches (if we find the remote control) but we have to make sure little BlueHughes gets home on time lest he get cranky the next day. So, as we crack open the fizzy wine (Cola for wee Mark) we thank everyone for coming in to play & chat & remind everyone that GW5 at MyHeartland starts on Friday. Over to Mav787 now for GW5. Well played everyone & see you where they're still waiting for the next one to arrive
The aftermath of the international break meant a smattering of our fearless snowflakes either sat out this week or were on the bench as their clubs were too stingey to fly them back to England directly. Mourinho was one of those who was able to make sure his “assets” hit the ground running to take on the Aguero-less City at Old Trafford & rekindle his bromance with Guardiola. The library-like volume in the Theatre of Dreams was bolstered by the City fans, as they bossed the first half with Abhimo..Inbra..oh that bloke giving the Red Devils a lifeline just before the break & despite having new life breathed into them by Rashford in the second half including a goal ruled Offsidimovic. Untidy failed to rescue the points despite Bravo’s best efforts to gift them more goals.
Arsenal got off to a terrible start with Cech’s own goal, but were gifted a last gasp penalty ensuring the spoils went to them while, arch rivals, Spurs schooled Stoke quite comfortably where even Harry Kane scored!
West Ham, now finally with Payet starting snatched defeat from the jaws of victory as Watford came back from 2 down to win 2-4.
West (can’t sign players) Brom had a miserable trip to the seaside as Callum Wiilson announced his return with the winner while Palace actually managed to win a game (I know, should have warned you all to sit down huh?)
Anfield opened its new stand, presumably expanded to get revenue to be able pay Balotelli’s wages, with a classy 4-1 victory over the Foxes which prompted the hash-tag #savejurgensglasses & in the big game on Saturday, Hull’s odds of winning the league were slashed again as Snodgrass salvaged a late equaliser at Turf Moor.
Sunday saw Chelski struggle with gravity to rescue a draw, but the game was marred by Andre Marriner’s appalling display, allowing Leroy Fer to blatantly up-end Cahill from behind to score & allowing Costco to stay on the pitch despite his elaborate diving display that even saw Tom Daley taking notes.
The Monday night game saw Sunderland demonstrate how to empty a stadium 20 minutes early, as Romulan Locutus produced an 11 minute hat trick to sink the Black Cats. A fitting tribute to 50 years of Star Trek.
Now let’s turn our attention the FPL. An arena devoid of Marriner & other card-wielding crazies. & GW 4 was a close run thing with the IGM overturning a 41 point deficit going into Monday to take the week by 6 points. But it’s all change at the top of the table as wilgy ’s Faith Rovers don the & it would fit like a glove if he ever takes off that Dennis The Menace top first. The stays in Greece, but changes hands as figie ’s high town F.C. reach a total of 67 points for the week. The overall table stands as follows & it’s getting very tight between the 3 teams
In the H2H league the EIB swept to victory by 3 points taking them to joint 2nd overall & to match the Yellow Jersey, wilgy ’s Faith Rovers take the But the table is just as tight as the classic with standings thus
So it’s party time in the shed this week, with the big screens showing the Champion’s League matches (if we find the remote control) but we have to make sure little BlueHughes gets home on time lest he get cranky the next day. So, as we crack open the fizzy wine (Cola for wee Mark) we thank everyone for coming in to play & chat & remind everyone that GW5 at MyHeartland starts on Friday. Over to Mav787 now for GW5. Well played everyone & see you where they're still waiting for the next one to arrive
it's an honour and a privilege to finally don the yellow jersey...i don't expect it to last!
Johnny Rev 7.0
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It's an honour and a privilege to finally don the yellow jersey...i don't expect it to last!
Have faith. You were probably the only one to make the right Alice band call. It's a tough call sometimes and it makes, or breaks, the GW. You called it right.
I've DHLed the Yellow Jersey from Germany to you, and it should arrive tomorrow. Wear it with pride during GW5.
I've also included my return address so you know where to send it back to.
Last Edit: Sept 14, 2016 16:13:30 GMT 1 by Johnny Rev 7.0
What a season
to be beautiful
without a reason
steve
Big Hand
Songs Of A Lost World *CRUMPET BOY*
stays in Greece, but changes hands as 
