Never, I repeated never, dunk your chip into a tiny pot of sauce or ketchup! The sauce has to be poured OVER the chips. I cannot stress this enough.
Why?
I'm not an expert in ancient scriptures, but I have heard that at numerous sites across the globe they have found the same text etched on the cornerstones of their most sacred monuments, using a combination of runes, pictograms, sans serif font and smiley face emojis. They have been translated as:-
"And the beast was seized, and with him the false condiments who performed the signs in his presence, by which he deceived those who had received the mark of McD & KFC and those who worshiped their image; these were thrown alive into the lake of fire which burns with brimstone and forced to eat their chicken wings from a cardboard bucket"
I admit that old scriptures are open to interpretation, but I'm not risking it.
sandgrounder wow, you really take your ‘chips’ seriously! Don’t think I can honestly say that I’ve ever had a ‘proper’ chip, sad isn’t it ? Here, it’s all about fries and poutine…!
Last Edit: Nov 18, 2021 16:08:26 GMT 1 by Danielle