Guns? Knives? Ridiculous footware? Cheating at homework? Nope, school bans perfect mathematical teaching tool, in the shape of a three-cornered polygonal, oat-based, syrupy foodstuff...
(Mind you, if they're feeding the kids sugar and oats... Should they really be surprised??)
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Guns? Knives? Ridiculous footware? Cheating at homework? Nope, school bans perfect mathematical teaching tool, in the shape of a three-cornered polygonal, oat-based, syrupy foodstuff...
(Mind you, if they're feeding the kids sugar and oats... Should they really be surprised??)
Ha - I saw this today and immediately thought of this thread - but you beat me to it!
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