GW38: Preview, update and review (Deadline 23 May 11.30)
May 22, 2015 12:21:39 GMT 1
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Post by steve on May 22, 2015 12:21:39 GMT 1
It’s that time.
The final GW of the season & what a season eh?
Thankfully I replaced the roofing felt on the shed & now the rain is lashing down on the Stadium Of Faith as I sit here in the dry & count up all the spiders that have taken shelter.
Last week left many of us more deflated than a New England Patriot’s match ball with Arsenal not exactly setting the world alight & Chelski seemingly concentrating on their holiday plans, although the spacial one has blamed the competition for letting them win the league too soon.
Pearson’s mob managed to secure safety & I understand there are plans for a statue of him in the town centre now & a possible canonisation from the pope.
And Stevie Gerrard’s Anfield farewell was right royally wrecked by Palace. But at least his haircut kept its shape, unlike the rest of the team
But the news this week has been dominated by Sterling. After the Palace game he went out on the lash with the Palace players where he allegedly stated, “I love you. You’re my best friend you are & Brodgers can do one!” ...allegedly
LVG complained of having too many inches last week (whatever that means) & revealed his fondness for saxophone players at the annual ManUre awards night.
But I digress (as usual). Last week’s runaway winners were the Industrial Groove Machine taking a 69 point victory over the Eleven Imaginary Boys to give them an unassailable overall lead of 933 points.
The Yellow Jersey is considering settling in South-West Germany & starting a family as Johnny Rev 7.0’s FC Bennweg Zeis 1921 maintains an iron grip on the garment yet again.
& with a top score of 80 points, Emilystrange’s DarkStrange FC gets a deserved Big Shout Out. Taking a leaf out of the Eureka Machine’s book, she opted to “Champion The Underdog” & won out with a Sunderland defender & keeper.
So that takes us into GW38 & the final FPL game of the season
Let’s make this one to remember & have a blast.
Game on!
comeonyoureds
The final GW of the season & what a season eh?
Thankfully I replaced the roofing felt on the shed & now the rain is lashing down on the Stadium Of Faith as I sit here in the dry & count up all the spiders that have taken shelter.
Last week left many of us more deflated than a New England Patriot’s match ball with Arsenal not exactly setting the world alight & Chelski seemingly concentrating on their holiday plans, although the spacial one has blamed the competition for letting them win the league too soon.
Pearson’s mob managed to secure safety & I understand there are plans for a statue of him in the town centre now & a possible canonisation from the pope.
And Stevie Gerrard’s Anfield farewell was right royally wrecked by Palace. But at least his haircut kept its shape, unlike the rest of the team
But the news this week has been dominated by Sterling. After the Palace game he went out on the lash with the Palace players where he allegedly stated, “I love you. You’re my best friend you are & Brodgers can do one!” ...allegedly
LVG complained of having too many inches last week (whatever that means) & revealed his fondness for saxophone players at the annual ManUre awards night.
But I digress (as usual). Last week’s runaway winners were the Industrial Groove Machine taking a 69 point victory over the Eleven Imaginary Boys to give them an unassailable overall lead of 933 points.
The Yellow Jersey is considering settling in South-West Germany & starting a family as Johnny Rev 7.0’s FC Bennweg Zeis 1921 maintains an iron grip on the garment yet again.
& with a top score of 80 points, Emilystrange’s DarkStrange FC gets a deserved Big Shout Out. Taking a leaf out of the Eureka Machine’s book, she opted to “Champion The Underdog” & won out with a Sunderland defender & keeper.
So that takes us into GW38 & the final FPL game of the season
Let’s make this one to remember & have a blast.
Game on!
comeonyoureds
