the cure christmas songs

a small idea ... robert excuse, but is certainly funny ... create a x-mas song ... i think it's a great joke...so feel free to post more...



Lullaby

On candystripe legs
The Santa Claus comes
Softly through the shadow
Of the evening sun
Stealing past the windows
Of the blissfully dead
Looking for the victim
Shivering in bed
Searching out fear
In the gathering gloom
And suddenly!
A movement
In the corner of the room!
And there is nothing I can do
When I realise with fright
That the Santa Claus is having me
For dinner tonight!
Quietly he laughs
And shaking his head
Creeps closer now
Closer to the foot of the bed
And softer than shadow
And quicker than flies
His arms are all around me
And his tongue in my eyes
"Be still be calm be quiet now
My precious boy
Don't struggle like that
Or I will only love you more
For it's much too late to get away
Or turn on the light
The Santa Claus is having you
For dinner tonight"
And I feel
Like I'm being eaten
By a thousand million
Shivering furry holes
And I know that in the morning
I will wake up in the shivering cold
And the Santa Claus is always hungry...