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Someone say pies?

no, tis the language of prophecy in too many swords and sorcery books.
with some mangling by me - but not much.

Note ye well the words of the mysteries - tis not by chance that the sacred pie is consumed. It is fate, reaching from uncharted corners of the universe down uncounted years to nudge the latent desire in gallant heroes' minds. And as if all bemused by hunger, each hero doth reach for his pie of choice to sacrifice it to the Lords of Corporate Football Catering. Hail, hero! Thy noble work lie before thee! May the fork be with you!

indeed so, but prophecy rarely does concise. sadly.

pastry cases can hide a multitude of fillings. each is a little mystery of its own, especially if you've lost the packet.

i was shocked to find that pukka pies don't have different coloured foil for each flavour. SHOCKED.

sometimes.