Morrissey

The racist apparently thinks of covid as "con-vid"

Yet, on his official site, look what the tool is selling

Greed magazine, Issue 3, Fall 1987...

Inaccurate plus they didn't Have "he's still a douchebag" at the end. And being fat is not all bad

For man who thinks of nothing but himself, he lacks any actual self-awareness.

I keep up with what Johnny's up to and he really doesn't weigh in on what current Morrissey is up to at all.

He gently sidesteps any personal attacks while making his own position clear. On the whole, Marr is shamelessly upbeat and positive in the way he talks about anything. If Marr had genuinely slagged Morrissey then it would have made a much bigger splash than Morrissey's latest whine....
They are an amazing comparison though - opposites in every respect you can imagine except the music of The Smiths.

For the benefit of everyone overseas, that's the canal in Salford