GW1 - Deadline Friday 11th August 18:30 BST

Mine's a bit of a jumble too.
I have stuck my neck out on a couple of newbies again. Including Ahmedhodžić (no idea how to pronounce that) in defence

I've got no idea what I'm doing

I should be watching the Gunners match but this world cup 1/4 final is really good

Unbelievable amount of time added on in the games this week

So another new season & the situation seems to be relatively normal.
FFP FC took just 4 minutes to get on the scoresheet, Chelski bought even more players despite falling foul of FFP regulations. But I guess a £8.6m sweetener to UEFA sweeps that under the carpet right? Neverton neglected to buy a striker in the summer & a Kane-less Spurs is still spursy.
But at least Palace are making an early charge for a European spot next season
But, so that I don’t get booked for time wasting, I should get on to the main event.
On 779 points, the BB&S snatched the opening GW with the EIB in a not too distant second place. 
The early standings


Double bubble for the BB&S taking the H2H by 2 points on 18 for the week as the IGM tuck in just behind on 16. 
Here’s the table


As is customary, the



all go to Mort who tops the early table having raked in an impressive 85 points on the opening weekend. 

At a meeting in the shed shortly after the weekend, we thanked our lucky starts that our shed isn’t in the garden that is the entrance to the away end of a premier league stadium. Like Luton’s Kenilworth Road. We’ll be a game short this weekend, as Luton v Burnley has been postponed due to the former’s new stand not yet being ready for the TV cameras. Despite it being perfectly okay for televised FA cup matches in the past.
Anyhoo, I’d best wrap this up before Andy Madley issues another yellow after his bumper haul of eight at the weekend.
See you all on Heartland for GW2