Live report July 1st Miami-Dade Arena Miami FL
Jul 1, 2023 20:53:24 GMT 1
Pipperoo, figie, and 9 more like this
Post by steve on Jul 1, 2023 20:53:24 GMT 1
After last night’s amazing show it’s a 281 mile( or 1.2 million alligators) down, then right, then down a little bit to Miami for the final show of the tour.
It’d be a bit remiss of me to not bring in the expert knowledge of Bloke Down The Pub for this one.
It took four attempts to build Miami. Being originally a swamp, everyone told Julia Tuttle she was daft to build a city on a swamp. But she built it all the same, just to show ‘em. It sank into the swamp. So she built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So she built a third one. That burned down,, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one…stayed up. & that’s what Miaminites got.
But, because of the gloopy ground, there were no basements built. So Miaminite millennials have nowhere to play Fortnite & are, instead, forced to go out to play Pokemon Go instead.
& with that came its problems. With their faces buried in their iphones. wandering around in the blazing sun, trying to find Goomy, sunburnt necks became rife.
In 1944 Benjamin more spotted a conversation on twitter & decided he should do something to help. He set about mixing up some spare avobenzone, homosalate, octisalate & octocrylene with water & beeswax & a bunch of other stuff from him mum’s medicine cabinet & slathering it all over his body before playing in the garden. After several failures he finally got the cream spot on & Coppertone was soon flying off the shelves making Pokemon hunts a much more pleasant experience. Provided you used the right SPF.
Miami’s trade in Hefty sacks & plastic sheeting sky-rocketed in the early noughties thanks to the endeavours of one Dexter Morgan who practically cleared the city of ne’er do wells before he “mysteriously disappeared” in a hurricane at the end of season 8. So Miami is quite safe. The only threat is being hit by an iguana falling out of a tree or the occasional alligator on its way to the store for a pack of smokes.
On the lookout for the rascally reptiles today will be AForestFan , spiralcure , olivier & fiveswinglive . They’ll get stuck in to some churrasco with a few cold Gator Tails to finish before heading to what should be a spectacular show to round off the tour.
You’d be forgiven for thinking Miami copied India’s flag. But no. They are completely different.
The Cure onstage at 8pm local
Main set:
Alone
Pictures of You
A Fragile Thing
A Night Like This
Lovesong
And Nothing is Forever
Burn
Charlotte Sometimes
Push
Play for Today
A Forest
Shake Dog Shake
From the Edge of the Deep Green Sea
Endsong
Encore 1:
I Can Never Say Goodbye
Trust
Plainsong
Prayers for Rain
Disintegration
Encore 2:
Lullaby
The Lovecats
The Walk
Friday I'm in Love
Close to Me
Why Can't I Be You
In Between Days
Just Like Heaven
Boys Don't Cry
10:15 Saturday Night
Killing Another (but I believe he snuck one arab at the end)
It’d be a bit remiss of me to not bring in the expert knowledge of Bloke Down The Pub for this one.
It took four attempts to build Miami. Being originally a swamp, everyone told Julia Tuttle she was daft to build a city on a swamp. But she built it all the same, just to show ‘em. It sank into the swamp. So she built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So she built a third one. That burned down,, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one…stayed up. & that’s what Miaminites got.
But, because of the gloopy ground, there were no basements built. So Miaminite millennials have nowhere to play Fortnite & are, instead, forced to go out to play Pokemon Go instead.
& with that came its problems. With their faces buried in their iphones. wandering around in the blazing sun, trying to find Goomy, sunburnt necks became rife.
In 1944 Benjamin more spotted a conversation on twitter & decided he should do something to help. He set about mixing up some spare avobenzone, homosalate, octisalate & octocrylene with water & beeswax & a bunch of other stuff from him mum’s medicine cabinet & slathering it all over his body before playing in the garden. After several failures he finally got the cream spot on & Coppertone was soon flying off the shelves making Pokemon hunts a much more pleasant experience. Provided you used the right SPF.
Miami’s trade in Hefty sacks & plastic sheeting sky-rocketed in the early noughties thanks to the endeavours of one Dexter Morgan who practically cleared the city of ne’er do wells before he “mysteriously disappeared” in a hurricane at the end of season 8. So Miami is quite safe. The only threat is being hit by an iguana falling out of a tree or the occasional alligator on its way to the store for a pack of smokes.
On the lookout for the rascally reptiles today will be AForestFan , spiralcure , olivier & fiveswinglive . They’ll get stuck in to some churrasco with a few cold Gator Tails to finish before heading to what should be a spectacular show to round off the tour.
You’d be forgiven for thinking Miami copied India’s flag. But no. They are completely different.
The Cure onstage at 8pm local
Main set:
Alone
Pictures of You
A Fragile Thing
A Night Like This
Lovesong
And Nothing is Forever
Burn
Charlotte Sometimes
Push
Play for Today
A Forest
Shake Dog Shake
From the Edge of the Deep Green Sea
Endsong
Encore 1:
I Can Never Say Goodbye
Trust
Plainsong
Prayers for Rain
Disintegration
Encore 2:
Lullaby
The Lovecats
The Walk
Friday I'm in Love
Close to Me
Why Can't I Be You
In Between Days
Just Like Heaven
Boys Don't Cry
10:15 Saturday Night
Killing Another (but I believe he snuck one arab at the end)
