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Laughter. The best medicine Oct 15, 2021 16:55:05 GMT 1 gongoro73, Danielle, and 2 more like this

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Post by steve on Oct 15, 2021 16:55:05 GMT 1

Bumped into my mate Dave. He's only got one arm, bless him.
Said, "Where are you off to Dave?" He said, "I'm going to change a light bulb."
I laughed my head off & said, "That's going to be a bit awkward isn't it?"
He said, "Not really. I've still got the receipt."

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Oct 15, 2021 16:55:05 GMT 1 steve said:

Bumped into my mate Dave. He's only got one arm, bless him.
Said, "Where are you off to Dave?" He said, "I'm going to change a light bulb."
I laughed my head off & said, "That's going to be a bit awkward isn't it?"
He said, "Not really. I've still got the receipt."

Thanks for that. My plan for this evening is as follows: have my dinner, watch on TV the dumbest shark film ever, read this thread, fall asleep with a smile. It might speed up depending on my resistance to dumb shark movies.

But I don't see
And I don't feel
But tightly hold up silently
My hands before my fading eyes
And in my eyes
Your smile

I mistook stars reflected in a pond at night for those in the sky.

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Oct 15, 2021 19:02:52 GMT 1 lioness said:

Oct 15, 2021 16:55:05 GMT 1 steve said:

Bumped into my mate Dave. He's only got one arm, bless him.
Said, "Where are you off to Dave?" He said, "I'm going to change a light bulb."
I laughed my head off & said, "That's going to be a bit awkward isn't it?"
He said, "Not really. I've still got the receipt."

Thanks for that. My plan for this evening is as follows: have my dinner, watch on TV the dumbest shark film ever, read this thread, fall asleep with a smile. It might speed up depending on my resistance to dumb shark movies.

Sharknado?

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Oct 15, 2021 19:10:09 GMT 1 @notkristie said:

Oct 15, 2021 19:02:52 GMT 1 lioness said:

Thanks for that. My plan for this evening is as follows: have my dinner, watch on TV the dumbest shark film ever, read this thread, fall asleep with a smile. It might speed up depending on my resistance to dumb shark movies.

Sharknado?

Oh, is it Jaws 4?

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Oct 15, 2021 19:10:09 GMT 1 @notkristie said:

Oct 15, 2021 19:02:52 GMT 1 lioness said:

Thanks for that. My plan for this evening is as follows: have my dinner, watch on TV the dumbest shark film ever, read this thread, fall asleep with a smile. It might speed up depending on my resistance to dumb shark movies.

Sharknado?

I thought you were joking and there isn't anything like that. But.. I checked and have just watched Sharknado 6: Shark vs. T-Rex trailer. I can't believe my eyes... It is not happening...

But I don't see
And I don't feel
But tightly hold up silently
My hands before my fading eyes
And in my eyes
Your smile

I mistook stars reflected in a pond at night for those in the sky.

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Oct 15, 2021 19:40:03 GMT 1 czuczu said:

Oct 15, 2021 19:10:09 GMT 1 @notkristie said:

Sharknado?

Oh, is it Jaws 4?

No, it's The Meg. Impressively dumb so far.

But that Sharknado thing... I will never forget these 2 minutes. I'm going to have nightmares because of that.

But I don't see
And I don't feel
But tightly hold up silently
My hands before my fading eyes
And in my eyes
Your smile

I mistook stars reflected in a pond at night for those in the sky.

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Oct 15, 2021 19:48:54 GMT 1 lioness said:

Oct 15, 2021 19:10:09 GMT 1 @notkristie said:

Sharknado?

I thought you were joking and there isn't anything like that. But.. I checked and have just watched Sharknado 6: Shark vs. T-Rex trailer. I can't believe my eyes... It is not happening...

Oh, but it is!!!!!

lioness Songs Of A Lost World Zapisz! Posts: 7,731	Laughter. The best medicine Oct 16, 2021 22:03:18 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lioness on Oct 16, 2021 22:03:18 GMT 1 Oct 4, 2021 20:15:10 GMT 1 madison said:
	But I don't see And I don't feel But tightly hold up silently My hands before my fading eyes And in my eyes Your smile I mistook stars reflected in a pond at night for those in the sky.

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Post by Fabien G on Oct 16, 2021 23:20:05 GMT 1

Jun 21, 2021 1:15:55 GMT 1 ninja said:

This is not a joke, but something from the real world.

A mom I know (not me *cough cough*) wrote to the daughters school:

Me (or I mean the mom I know): Dear school, my daughter will be a little late for school june 28th

School: dear Mom… Karla doesn’t have to come, because the summerholiday began june 25th

Follow me for more good parenting tips!

So funny I laughed out loud!!!!!!!!

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lioness Songs Of A Lost World Zapisz! Posts: 7,731	Laughter. The best medicine Oct 20, 2021 1:16:27 GMT 1 steve, gongoro73, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lioness on Oct 20, 2021 1:16:27 GMT 1
	But I don't see And I don't feel But tightly hold up silently My hands before my fading eyes And in my eyes Your smile I mistook stars reflected in a pond at night for those in the sky.

lioness Songs Of A Lost World Zapisz! Posts: 7,731	Laughter. The best medicine Oct 20, 2021 1:17:47 GMT 1 steve, gongoro73, and 2 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lioness on Oct 20, 2021 1:17:47 GMT 1
	But I don't see And I don't feel But tightly hold up silently My hands before my fading eyes And in my eyes Your smile I mistook stars reflected in a pond at night for those in the sky.

gongoro73 Songs Of A Lost World Posts: 8,671	Laughter. The best medicine Oct 20, 2021 1:19:09 GMT 1 Danielle and lioness like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by gongoro73 on Oct 20, 2021 1:19:09 GMT 1 Oct 20, 2021 1:16:27 GMT 1 lioness said: Jajajajajajajaja
	Apologies for my rudimentary English.

Fabien G Disintegration member recognise Posts: 1,146	Laughter. The best medicine Oct 26, 2021 18:44:40 GMT 1 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Fabien G on Oct 26, 2021 18:44:40 GMT 1 I wish you'd put more here, I like it. I'll try something in english, tell me if it works; What's the name of the most famous animal of New York? ~~(Anthony - ant o' ny)~~

Fabien G Disintegration member recognise Posts: 1,146	Laughter. The best medicine Oct 26, 2021 18:52:06 GMT 1 gongoro73 likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Fabien G on Oct 26, 2021 18:52:06 GMT 1 No it doesn't; I wish I could cancel this but time is up! ^^ THAT's the joke!

lioness Songs Of A Lost World Zapisz! Posts: 7,731	Laughter. The best medicine Oct 27, 2021 23:26:33 GMT 1 madison, starxx, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lioness on Oct 27, 2021 23:26:33 GMT 1 More cute than funny but funny a bit anyway.
	But I don't see And I don't feel But tightly hold up silently My hands before my fading eyes And in my eyes Your smile I mistook stars reflected in a pond at night for those in the sky.

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