The M1 and the M6 are having a drink in a bar. A very thin strip of tarmac comes in. M1 says to M6, "Id keep away from him if I were you." M6 asks, "Why's that?"
I enjoy this thread every time because your jokes are of quality and it really helps improve my english. (Don't look for any joke in this sentence, it's just my comment ^^)
My friend who works in HR had a humorous experience the other day while conducting an interview.
The interview went something like this:
My friend: “Good morning (insert name of candidate), I hope I pronounced your name correctly”. Candidate: “it’s actually pronounced ‘*&^%$#’, but all my friends call me Yum Yum, so you can call me Yum Yum too”. My friend: “Oh ha ha, I cannot call you that, but anyway…”
The interview continued.
My friend: “Now we’ve reached the ‘role play’ portion of the interview, do you know what a ‘role play’ is, ‘*&^%$#”? Candidate: (in a serious tone) “Oh Yum Yum loves to role play”. And the best part (which I had forgotten to write) he then WINKED at her !
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Just got out of a team-building exercise. We discussed work-related stress and things we do to cope with it. The facilitator asked us whether we sweat when we’re nervous, and if we do, where do we sweat from! I couldn’t help but laugh - what a question!
Just got out of a team-building exercise. We discussed work-related stress and things we do to cope with it. The facilitator asked us whether we sweat when we’re nervous, and if we do, where do we sweat from! I couldn’t help but laugh - what a question!
Just spent the past 20 minutes or so searching my apartment for my missing glasses, but I found them! And guess where they were ? Yeppers, they were right on top of my head the whole time.
Last night I had a dream that I was back in university and a bunch of the young guys (who were at least 20 years younger than me) were attempting to ‘chat me up!’ It was so ridiculous that I was even laughing in my dream.
Last night I had a dream that I was back in university and a bunch of the young guys (who were at least 20 years younger than me) were attempting to ‘chat me up!’ It was so ridiculous that I was even laughing in my dream.
Last night I had a dream that I was back in university and a bunch of the young guys (who were at least 20 years younger than me) were attempting to ‘chat me up!’ It was so ridiculous that I was even laughing in my dream.
They had good taste!
Yeah it was all fun and games until one of them called me ‘mother’.