Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2013 19:55:45 GMT 1
IT IS NOT EASY BEING MARRIED!!
One day, a man so tired of hearing women complain and not be recognized for everything he did, said it would buy cigarettes at the corner ... and disappeared.
There is strength of expression or figuratively, he said exactly this:
- I'm going around the corner to buy cigarettes and I'll be back.
Ten years was gone. Some time ago, reappeared. Knocked on the door, the wife was open, and there he was. Ten years older, but he was. Quiet, standing at the door without saying a word.
The wife turned their anger on him:
-Your it! Your what! So you say you will buy cigarettes at the corner and disappears? Leave me, abandon children, is ten years without giving news, makes me raise the kids alone and still have the gall, the nerve, the nerve to reappear this way? Because you will pay me. Be aware that you'll hear a few good. That I will not ever forgive him. Are you listening? Never! Get in, but prepare to change much ...
In this, her husband slapped his forehead and said:
- Oh God! Forgot the matches! Be right back ...
when the wife opened the he said:
- you can't imagine the queue at tobacconist....
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