This week’s bumper, bonanza, super double GW kicked off Friday with the scum hosting the other scum at the Amex stadium. And with the home scum securing their PL status it was another perfect opportunity for JoMo to throw his team under the bus yet again. Saturday was a day for nail biting for just about every team in the bottom 8 & the first team to secure relegation was Stoke as Palace overturned their lead to snatch a 1-2 win & PL safety. In the aftermath players & fans alike were in tears of disbelief & Shakira’s hips don’t lie. & not be outdone by JoMo, Butland also threw the team under the bus. Wet Spam surprised many with an important away win at Leicester which edges them closer to safety, while Watford turned a corner to take all 3 points at home to Newcastle. Bottom team, Wet Broom, in need of a major miracle to survive got their wish with a stoppage time winner against Spurs to take them above Stoke & extend their hope of what will be the greatest escape of all time. & in the midlands sunshine some Spurs fans with meticulously designed banners made their feelings known on possible transfers. Swansea, another team in danger, also did Wet Broom a solid, losing to Bournemouth. The Swans cause wasn’t helped later on with Southampton drawing at Goodison Park & going above the Swans on goal difference though. The 3 Sunday games started with Citeh & the following Champions party that even the fire alarm wanted to be a part of. But Huddersfield took a bit of gloss off proceedings, holding the champs to a 0-0 draw. Wenger said his farewells to the Emirates & his team turned on the style at last to thrash Burnley 5-0. Burnley won’t be too bothered though as they have qualified for the Europa league thanks to Southampton’s result. & as the battle for European places hots up, Chelsea took on a very weary looking Liverpool at Standard Bilge & took all 3 points courtesy the meaty French forehead. After a day off on Monday, Tuesday was the day that Wet Broom hearts were finally broken as fellow strugglers Southampton overcame Swansea despite ”dark arts” trying to thwart their preparation. & there’s still more. The mighty Terriers of Huddersfield both dented Chelsea’s hopes of a Champions League spot & secured their safety in the top tier to make it nigh on impossible for Swansea to avoid the drop unless a 10 goal swing between them & the Saints actually happens. After the weekend’s thrashing of Burnley, Arsenal collapsed to an out of form Leicester & Spurs cemented their Champions’s League place with a narrow victory against Newcastle. At the Etihad Yaya captained his last game for Citeh where the champions reached a record 97 point haul demolishing the south coast scum. & you’ve heard the saying, “Save the best for last”? Well that wasn’t the case at the London stadium as the Spammers & ManUre played out a bad tempered goalless draw in a match that even saw Noble attempt a Vulcan mind meld on Pogba.
In a shocking turn of events, albeit a wee bit too late, the EIB roared to victory this week with 858 points. But with a 758 point lead in the standings it looks a foregone conclusion as the engravers/ photoshoppers ready themselves for the trophy marking for the BB&S. As with last week, Mish Mosh go into the final GW in the & this week’s Goes to laperouse ’s Laperouse 11 who mustered a daunting 109 points The table….
The H2H served up a juicy draw this week with the IGM & EIB both landing 21 points to leave the BB&S just 32 ahead in the table. Dead Men Walking have the Once again , but wilgy ’s Faith Rovers are level on points as we go into the final match. The standings..
Well that double GW was exhausting & now we ready our super snowflakes for the final GW & one which perplexes our American cousins as they wonder why almost every channel is showing English footy matches. At the shed, Polly & Iggy have been….er…tidying. So when we can finally get in we can order some pizza & start drinking. Still it’s nice they left the ball near the front at least so we can hand it over to emilystrange for the last GW of the 2017/18 season Thanks for coming once again & see you all on MyHeartland for the climax of the season
This week’s bumper, bonanza, super double GW kicked off Friday with the scum hosting the other scum at the Amex stadium. And with the home scum securing their PL status it was another perfect opportunity for JoMo to throw his team under the bus yet again. 😮 Saturday was a day for nail biting for just about every team in the bottom 8 & the first team to secure relegation was Stoke as Palace overturned their lead to snatch a 1-2 win & PL safety. In the aftermath players & fans alike were in tears of disbelief & Shakira’s hips don’t lie. & not be outdone by JoMo, Butland also threw the team under the bus. Wet Spam surprised many with an important away win at Leicester which edges them closer to safety, while Watford turned a corner to take all 3 points at home to Newcastle. Bottom team, Wet Broom, in need of a major miracle to survive got their wish with a stoppage time winner against Spurs to take them above Stoke & extend their hope of what will be the greatest escape of all time. & in the midlands sunshine some Spurs fans with meticulously designed banners made their feelings known on possible transfers. Swansea, another team in danger, also did Wet Broom a solid, losing to Bournemouth. The Swans cause wasn’t helped later on with Southampton drawing at Goodison Park & going above the Swans on goal difference though. The 3 Sunday games started with Citeh & the following Champions party that even the fire alarm wanted to be a part of. But Huddersfield took a bit of gloss off proceedings, holding the champs to a 0-0 draw. Wenger said his farewells to the Emirates & his team turned on the style at last to thrash Burnley 5-0. Burnley won’t be too bothered though as they have qualified for the Europa league thanks to Southampton’s result. & as the battle for European places hots up, Chelsea took on a very weary looking Liverpool at Standard Bilge & took all 3 points courtesy the meaty French forehead. After a day off on Monday, Tuesday was the day that Wet Broom hearts were finally broken as fellow strugglers Southampton overcame Swansea despite ”dark arts” trying to thwart their preparation. & there’s still more. The mighty Terriers of Huddersfield both dented Chelsea’s hopes of a Champions League spot & secured their safety in the top tier to make it nigh on impossible for Swansea to avoid the drop unless a 10 goal swing between them & the Saints actually happens. After the weekend’s thrashing of Burnley, Arsenal collapsed to an out of form Leicester & Spurs cemented their Champions’s League place with a narrow victory against Newcastle. At the Etihad Yaya captained his last game for Citeh where the champions reached a record 97 point haul demolishing the south coast scum. & you’ve heard the saying, “Save the best for last”? Well that wasn’t the case at the London stadium as the Spammers & ManUre played out a bad tempered goalless draw in a match that even saw Noble attempt a Vulcan mind meld on Pogba.
In a shocking turn of events, albeit a wee bit too late, the EIB roared to victory this week with 858 points. But with a 758 point lead in the standings it looks a foregone conclusion as the engravers/ photoshoppers ready themselves for the trophy marking for the BB&S. As with last week, Mish Mosh go into the final GW in the & this week’s Goes to laperouse ’s Laperouse 11 who mustered a daunting 109 points The table….
The H2H served up a juicy draw this week with the IGM & EIB both landing 21 points to leave the BB&S just 32 ahead in the table. Dead Men Walking have the Once again , but wilgy ’s Faith Rovers are level on points as we go into the final match. The standings..
Well that double GW was exhausting & now we ready our super snowflakes for the final GW & one which perplexes our American cousins as they wonder why almost every channel is showing English footy matches. 😘 At the shed, Polly & Iggy have been….er…tidying. So when we can finally get in we can order some pizza & start drinking. Still it’s nice they left the ball near the front at least so we can hand it over to emilystrange for the last GW of the 2017/18 season Thanks for coming once again & see you all on MyHeartland for the climax of the season
Can I just ask, how come (other than alphabetical) I’m in 2nd place and not joint top? This means if we both win this weekend I’ll come second purely because my teams not called Aardvark Athletic?!
Im happy to concede 2nd if it comes to that due to the fact that Mr Walking has more overall points than me, does it take that into account? Happy if it does, it just doesn’t make it clear, not on the app anyway.
steve
Big Hand
Songs Of A Lost World *CRUMPET BOY*
We're using the total point score as the decider. 2096 to your 1989 (good year ) It's like goal difference I guess. But Aardvark Athletic is a brilliant name
We're using the total point score as the decider. 2096 to your 1989 (good year ) It's like goal difference I guess. But Aardvark Athletic is a brilliant name
) It's like goal difference I guess.
