GW1: Deadline 18:45 BST Friday 11th August

I dunno.
Palace are 3 down & I have 2 Palace defenders.
Chelski have really jacked this match up & I have Alonso.
Liverpool snatched a draw from the jaws of victory.
Hope Citeh absolutely thump the Seagulls later

Well you just got a goal from Luiz at least

He took the points from my goalkeeper.

I had Cahill ..... my seventeen points from two Gooners didn't even double, now have to rely on the gypos at Wembley sheeeesh!

Everton had a good summer, I have Keane, picked up six points today, a fifth of my total score!

I'm also playing in another league with a friend & his son.
His son is killing us this week with 4 players still up today. He is 10

What's even more embarrassing is that his English isn't so great yet. He learns at school, but it's still tricky for him. Robi (his dad) has had to explain some of the more complicated aspects of the rules & I have to give him a crash course in what a double game week means & when is probably best to play chips.
He's absorbed all that & gone off to research all the players by himself & has ended up with a brilliant team (including subs bench) & all in budget