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My mom is insane Apr 6, 2017 16:59:27 GMT 1 via mobile andbreathe likes this

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My mom is 83 years old.
She can be annoying and neurotic, but she also has her moments!

This conversation happend earlier in the car:

The streets were decorated with easter eggs hanging in the bushes.

Mom: what on earth is that dangling stuff in the bushes?

Me: it's easter eggs. Pretty and fun, huh?

Mom: well... yeah, but I'm sure it will be destroyed by vandals!

Me: I don't know, but You shouldn't be upset about stuff there hasn't happend yet

Mom: no, but with all the vandalism going on! I can't understand why somebody finds joy in destroying stuff!
If the just would steal a car instead! Then they could drive around and have a good time!

Me: so You think stealing a car is better, than destroying some easter ornament?

Mom: YES!

Me: but what if they smash the car?

Mom: so what? At least they had a good time until...

Me: MOM?!?!

Mom: *looks at me, like I(!!!) am insane*

So does anyone want to steal a car and drive crazy with me this weekend? Mt mom says it's okay, as long we stay away from the easter eggs!

No wonder I have some moments where I'm totally out of sync with the rest of the world...

Laney Disintegration member Show me how you do it. Posts: 1,458	My mom is insane Apr 6, 2017 17:02:35 GMT 1 ninja likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Laney on Apr 6, 2017 17:02:35 GMT 1 Let's do it!
	into the sea, you and me.

steve Big Hand Songs Of A Lost World CRUMPET BOY Having trouble understanding Jane Posts: 56,734	My mom is insane Apr 6, 2017 17:30:25 GMT 1 ninja likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by steve on Apr 6, 2017 17:30:25 GMT 1 Make it a manual transmission & I'm in.
	Tear out the pages with all the bad news

Laney Disintegration member Show me how you do it. Posts: 1,458	My mom is insane Apr 6, 2017 18:14:58 GMT 1 steve and ninja like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Laney on Apr 6, 2017 18:14:58 GMT 1 Apr 6, 2017 17:30:25 GMT 1 steve said: Make it a manual transmission & I'm in. I wouldn't be able to help take turns driving... but I can come up with a killer cure car playlist...
	into the sea, you and me.

ninja The Cure member Everybody has the ability to fall in love - but not everybody has the courage (or stupidity) Posts: 3,321	My mom is insane Apr 6, 2017 18:19:39 GMT 1 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ninja on Apr 6, 2017 18:19:39 GMT 1 Do You think I should invite my mom to the car theft?

steve Big Hand Songs Of A Lost World CRUMPET BOY Having trouble understanding Jane Posts: 56,734	My mom is insane Apr 6, 2017 18:24:50 GMT 1 ninja likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by steve on Apr 6, 2017 18:24:50 GMT 1 Apr 6, 2017 18:19:39 GMT 1 ninja said: Do You think I should invite my mom to the car theft? Hell yes! She can hot wire it for us
	Tear out the pages with all the bad news

ninja The Cure member Everybody has the ability to fall in love - but not everybody has the courage (or stupidity) Posts: 3,321	My mom is insane Apr 6, 2017 18:30:08 GMT 1 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ninja on Apr 6, 2017 18:30:08 GMT 1 Well... can't wait until saturday...
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Laney Disintegration member Show me how you do it. Posts: 1,458	My mom is insane Apr 6, 2017 18:37:33 GMT 1 ninja likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Laney on Apr 6, 2017 18:37:33 GMT 1 this is going to be so much fun!!!
	into the sea, you and me.

Laney Disintegration member Show me how you do it. Posts: 1,458	My mom is insane Apr 6, 2017 18:38:55 GMT 1 ninja likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Laney on Apr 6, 2017 18:38:55 GMT 1 I checked my schedule.. I just have to be back at work by 5:30am on Monday.
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Post by ninja on Apr 6, 2017 19:46:36 GMT 1

I think we need to steal a very fast car then...

Actually my mom said, that it would be better to steal an expensive car, that You'll never could afford, and THEN the fun begins...

Does anyone here have pilot-skills???
I think we need an airplane. We have a tight schedule...

Laney Disintegration member Show me how you do it. Posts: 1,458	My mom is insane Apr 6, 2017 19:52:47 GMT 1 ninja likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Laney on Apr 6, 2017 19:52:47 GMT 1 Apr 6, 2017 19:46:36 GMT 1 ninja said: Does anyone here have pilot-skills??? I think we need an airplane. We have a tight schedule... my brother is training to be an emergency helicopter pilot... maybe he can help.
	into the sea, you and me.

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My mom is insane Apr 6, 2017 20:08:43 GMT 1 via mobile

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Apr 6, 2017 19:52:47 GMT 1 Laney said:

Apr 6, 2017 19:46:36 GMT 1 ninja said:

Does anyone here have pilot-skills???
I think we need an airplane. We have a tight schedule...

my brother is training to be an emergency helicopter pilot... maybe he can help.

Awesome! I think we have a date on saturday!

A plesant flight with an almost-pilot
Stealing an expensive car
Insane driving

A perfect first date if I may say so.

Do You guys think we should eat something?
I belive we'll get if not hungry, then at least snackish...

I'm totally into pizza WITHOUT pineapples! ✌🏼

Laney Disintegration member Show me how you do it. Posts: 1,458	My mom is insane Apr 6, 2017 20:17:01 GMT 1 chuckrh likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Laney on Apr 6, 2017 20:17:01 GMT 1 PINEAPPLE PIZZA IS THE BEST PIZZA!!! <--- see, even Robert agrees...
	into the sea, you and me.

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My mom is insane Apr 6, 2017 20:30:23 GMT 1 via mobile

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Post by ninja on Apr 6, 2017 20:30:23 GMT 1

I refuse to belive that Robert likes pineapples on pizza! Hahaha

But hey! If we ever get to eat pizza together, You shouldn't worry about me stealing from You! Hahaha

But then again... I don't actually hate pineapples on pizza.
A pizza with tuna and pineapples is okay.
AND if I'm hungry enough, the pizza could have any topping...

sang Big Hand Torn Down Underneath the stars. Posts: 7,167	My mom is insane May 9, 2017 22:03:18 GMT 1 steve, gongoro73, and 4 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sang on May 9, 2017 22:03:18 GMT 1 I was chatting with my mom about my upcoming trip when she stops me to ask, "Did you prepare some meals for (your partner) while you are gone?" I'm dead.

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