I had this going on another band's fan site awhile ago & it was pretty big fun. Here's the concept: what would Satan make you listen to for all eternity for maximum pain on your tortured soul? My initial nomination has to be "You Light Up My Life" by the ever horrible Debby Boone. Do your worst!
The Captain & Tenille deserve a spot. The dilema: "Love Will Keep Us Together" or "Muskrat Love". I believe there were 2 versions of "Muskrat", 1 by the ever horrible band America. I'm still getting over finding out that Toni Tenille sang on "The Wall". I knew the Captain's brother Dennis who's a very cool guy. Fronted a great band called the Surf Punks. Showed me how to string & tune my guitar when I got it. Basil will probably vote "Muskrat" methinks.
Anything by Maroon 5...just gouge out my ears, please, I beg you. That falsetto makes me cringe! Moves like Jagger makes a little vomit come up
They are so bad that its offensive. I used to be convinced that Dave Matthews was the anti Christ but having seen him open for the Stones found that he is too boring for that distinction. This guy in Maroon 5 might be....
Here's 1 that is sheer torture. Currently featured in Heineken commercial that is being played every 10-15 minutes during sports telecasts in the states. Ad also features Jackie Stewart. Huh? I guess if you're in Scotland that's somehow relevant. Anyway, this has caused me to hide all the sharp objects in the house if I'm going to watch sports on tv. Is there anything worse than a horrible cover version of 1 of your favorite songs written by 1 of your favorite artists of all time? Probably worse but short of death or maiming injury I can't really think of anything. Especially this!