FPL GW36: Preview, update and review (Deadline 9 May 11.30)

at least you're on the coffee; in your position the hemlock would be looking tempting....

edit: lol

By the skin of my teeth I've not dropped a place...

Fresh air will do you good

& there we have it.
Burnley down. QPR down & Leicester on the express lift & seemingly vying for a Europa League place now. 

As Jose Mourinho dabs tears away after his last game against Stevie Gerrard, Harry Kane demonstrates that he couldn’t even find the goal with a satnav now.
Sunderland breathe a huge sigh of relief & their neighbours are now experiencing what the BBC usually describe as “squeaky bum time”.
But it’s fair to say the weekend was owned by Sergio Kun-Aguero & as a large swathe of The Industrial Groove Machine saw fit to furnish him with the Alice band the final result was not too different to the 6-0 demolition job City did on QPR.

The scores on the doors for GW36 are…… (drum roll please)…

The Cure 438 - 685 The Sisters

GW differential + 247 The Sisters
Overall differential + 864 The Sisters

The Yellow aircraft hangar....international airport Jersey stays in Heidelberg with Johnny Rev 7.0’s FC Bennweg Zeis 1921 

The  is for eastmidswhizzkid’s Eastmids Whizzkids for landing a princely 84 points speeding him up the table. 

So I will retreat back into the shed where the creosote fumes are on their last legs to sort through some old tins of rusty nails whilst glugging a very large single malt Scotch. 

Well done to everyone again, especially those that realised Aguero would single handedly destroy the opposition. Don’t forget, double GW next week, so points a plenty up for grabs & is that the sound of multiple sales of Harry Kane I can hear? 

Lear jet eh?
We have our Hercules parked up.
We need that on account of the cat litter we need to bring with us
& the cheese.
& the Scotch
& the Batman comic books
&....I'll stop there

An astonishing game week win for IGM considering that I for one managed a pathetic under thirty points total. Consider this a public apology , @johnny. Normal service will be resumed next week, I promise.