He's like a headless chicken, but uglier! His problem is, he thinks he's Ronaldo - I think Rodgers praise has gone to his head, well, to his agents head.
You think so? He reminds me of a more svelt version of Ox. The ball seems to stick to his foot in the same way. I think they would be a seriously scary duo if paired up. Failing that, I'd be happy to see him at Palace