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steve Big Hand Songs Of A Lost World CRUMPET BOY Having trouble understanding Jane Posts: 56,695	FPL GW24: Preview, update and review (Deadline 7 Feb 11:30) Feb 6, 2015 13:30:10 GMT 1 catsncheese likes this Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by steve on Feb 6, 2015 13:30:10 GMT 1 Well it seems all my last week's players are still fit. May need to jiggle the Alice band this week though jiggle jiggle
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FPL GW24: Preview, update and review (Deadline 7 Feb 11:30) Feb 6, 2015 15:14:41 GMT 1

Post by markfiend on Feb 6, 2015 15:14:41 GMT 1

Blurgh whoever I choose for Alice band seems to be doomed. Every fecking week.

Last week, Eriksen was the first halfway-decent captaincy pick I've made for ages, and even then two players in my team outscored him. :lol:

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Post by steve on Feb 6, 2015 16:08:56 GMT 1

The "spacial one's" press conference summarised

Q: "How many teams are in the title race?"
A: "It's not my problem."
Q: "Who will play, Drogba or Remy?"
A: Silence. Shrugs shoulders.
Q: "Is Cesc Fabregas fit?"
A: "Filipe Luis is injured. The player who is suspended is suspended."
Q: "Why did you not speak to the press before or after the Manchester City game?"
A: "If you want to make a silence very noisy it depends on what you want to do and you can make noise with your silence."

Well, that's cleared that up then......
:-*

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FPL GW24: Preview, update and review (Deadline 7 Feb 11:30) Feb 6, 2015 16:20:03 GMT 1 catsncheese and Johnny Rev 7.0 like this

Post by steve on Feb 6, 2015 16:20:03 GMT 1

& Jose does a comedy act

Asked where new signing Cuadrado will fit in the team, Mourinho says: "Goalkeeper? Impossible. We do not need one. Central defence? We do not need one and he is too small for that. He can play anywhere else."

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FPL GW24: Preview, update and review (Deadline 7 Feb 11:30) Feb 6, 2015 16:33:57 GMT 1 steve likes this

Post by eastmidswhizzkid on Feb 6, 2015 16:33:57 GMT 1

well then- earlier this week i dipped into the fantasy football sphere and was a tad put-out to see sanchez and fabregas still not fit....having used my GW transfer to stuff chelski's into the bits-of-my-defence-that-were-it-a-saucepan-would-make-it-a-colander i only had one workable tactic left: duck-out and hope it would fix itself whilst i wasnt looking. phew! fortunately it has sort of and fabregas is no longer flagged.[/scientific-fitba-genius].

so.....mr. pista stevie-baby: we're coming to get ya!

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FPL GW24: Preview, update and review (Deadline 7 Feb 11:30) Feb 6, 2015 16:48:18 GMT 1

Post by steve on Feb 6, 2015 16:48:18 GMT 1

I'm trying to find a Mourinho-esque retort here.
err....
I chose my captain carefully & moved another player out to give another player a chance to shine.
If it doesn't work out well by half time, I'll start blaming the officials & might even drown their kittens

Mwahahahah.

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FPL GW24: Preview, update and review (Deadline 7 Feb 11:30) Feb 6, 2015 21:03:42 GMT 1 steve and catsncheese like this

Post by Johnny Rev 7.0 on Feb 6, 2015 21:03:42 GMT 1

He's like that Cat. When he gets stressed, he wants to drown kittens. I have a Hungarian friend who lives in the next village, whose wife works at the animal shelter where Steve (repeatedly) turns up with a burlap sack with a brick in the bottom and asks:

"Can you fill this full of kittens? I want to go the bridge and drop it in the river."

My Hungarian friend says they just treat him as an eccentric Englishman abroad, and gently shuffle him out the door. Before they have to call security.

When I get stressed, I listen to the music in my iTunes head. Favourite tune at the moment is:

♫ Burn me a fire in the Hungarian Shed
In the colour and the carnage fall me down
My face in the fire in the Hungarian Shed
And the kissing and the colour come crashing down
Down, down, down
Down, around me
Down, down, down
Down around. ♫

It always, always makes me smile. (:))

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steve Big Hand Songs Of A Lost World CRUMPET BOY Having trouble understanding Jane Posts: 56,695	FPL GW24: Preview, update and review (Deadline 7 Feb 11:30) Feb 6, 2015 22:32:55 GMT 1 catsncheese likes this Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by steve on Feb 6, 2015 22:32:55 GMT 1 Burlap? BURLAP? It's hessian
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steve Big Hand Songs Of A Lost World CRUMPET BOY Having trouble understanding Jane Posts: 56,695	FPL GW24: Preview, update and review (Deadline 7 Feb 11:30) Feb 7, 2015 14:10:22 GMT 1 via Tapatalk catsncheese likes this Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by steve on Feb 7, 2015 14:10:22 GMT 1 Have to make a note of Ozil, but I guess he's only there while Alexis is broken.
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steve Big Hand Songs Of A Lost World CRUMPET BOY Having trouble understanding Jane Posts: 56,695	FPL GW24: Preview, update and review (Deadline 7 Feb 11:30) Feb 7, 2015 14:34:50 GMT 1 via Tapatalk Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by steve on Feb 7, 2015 14:34:50 GMT 1 I can see a few more cards coming in this match
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