I recently bought a new pair when the soles started falling off the old pair. Half the year I don't wear shoes (use flip flops). My feet change sizes rather quickly & a lot because of the arthritis. Hard shoes are right out.
I recently bought a new pair when the soles started falling off the old pair. Half the year I don't wear shoes (use flip flops). My feet change sizes rather quickly & a lot because of the arthritis. Hard shoes are right out.
Flip Flops and drugs .... HIPPY!!!
They are Seahawks flip flops though. & I'm forced to take the drugs by physicians.
Let me try to explain. A seller that doesn't get the meaning of a pre-order should not use the word service. Who is pre-ordering months in advance? Indeed. A fan. Would there be a reason for it? Indeed. Avoiding delays and be the first to enjoy new (or 30 years old refurbished) stuff.
Although I hate todays consumerism and "order now get it by tomorrow" mentality, pre-orders are different. So by analogy with the "listening party" (a concept I got to learn a couple of days ago) I tried to come up with a solution for all fans suffering from late arrivals of pre-orders.
Say hi to PATIENCE WEEK!
I haven't requested a patent, haven't registered the trademark, so steal it or sell it, I don't care. I'll invent something better after you did.
The concept is simple: 1. Register your PATIENCE WEEK order months or lightyears before the release date 2. Receive your package exactly one week before the release date (that is 7 days in most countries) by drone or courier or regular post (wo)man 3. Enjoy staring at the box for 7 days in a row, rub it, got to bed with it, do whatever is allowed by local laws 4. 12 hours before the release date, on our website, a counter starts ticking, and a bell is rung every hour, to remind you that PATIENCE WEEK requires patience (hence the name) 5. Finally, once PATIENCE WEEK ends, the sound of cockatoos will be heard for another 7 consecutive days, but you can start unboxing right away.
Result: happy fans all over the world.
Disclaimer: If you unbox prior to the sound of cockatoos, the content of the box will be ruined by the (escecially for that purpose trained) very mad seagull (but really very mad, I mean) that is also inside the box. You have been warned.
PS: I'm looking for shareholders now. Anyone interested?
Let me try to explain. A seller that doesn't get the meaning of a pre-order should not use the word service. Who is pre-ordering months in advance? Indeed. A fan. Would there be a reason for it? Indeed. Avoiding delays and be the first to enjoy new (or 30 years old refurbished) stuff.
Although I hate todays consumerism and "order now get it by tomorrow" mentality, pre-orders are different. So by analogy with the "listening party" (a concept I got to learn a couple of days ago) I tried to come up with a solution for all fans suffering from late arrivals of pre-orders.
Say hi to PATIENCE WEEK!
I haven't requested a patent, haven't registered the trademark, so steal it or sell it, I don't care. I'll invent something better after you did.
The concept is simple: 1. Register your PATIENCE WEEK order months or lightyears before the release date 2. Receive your package exactly one week before the release date (that is 7 days in most countries) by drone or courier or regular post (wo)man 3. Enjoy staring at the box for 7 days in a row, rub it, got to bed with it, do whatever is allowed by local laws 4. 12 hours before the release date, on our website, a counter starts ticking, and a bell is rung every hour, to remind you that PATIENCE WEEK requires patience (hence the name) 5. Finally, once PATIENCE WEEK ends, the sound of cockatoos will be heard for another 7 consecutive days, but you can start unboxing right away.
Result: happy fans all over the world.
Disclaimer: If you unbox prior to the sound of cockatoos, the content of the box will be ruined by the (escecially for that purpose trained) very mad seagull (but really very mad, I mean) that is also inside the box. You have been warned.
PS: I'm looking for shareholders now. Anyone interested?
Please may I buy something without having to leave a review, complete a survey or tapping a happy face/sad face button
Yes, this is a big annoyance for me, too. I wish I could get companies to understand that if they pester me in this way (spam, really, as I never give my consent to be contacted for marketing), I am 1,000 times less likely to ever do business with them again. Purchasing something shouldn't require any more of my time and effort than GIVING THEM MY $!!!