GW11: Deadline 18:30 BST Friday 14th October

The colour scheme on the app and website is atrocious, last week I thought I'd made Haaland captain and sold Trippier, in reality I'd made Trippier captain and benched Haaland, stupid bloody game.

Bemused how that Brentford penalty is nailed on but the Jesus penalty was soft ....

City and Arsenal don't play in GW12 - don't tell the others!!

Well, it is Sunday - 7th day and all that!

There's been a lot of dodgy decisions this weekend... it's made it hard to watch again.

Going to rattle through these quickly as we have a swift turnaround for GW12
Brentford outshone the south coast scum on Friday evening as Ivan Toney staked a claim for an England place after putting the Bees ahead with a sublime back-heeled goal and sealing all 3 points from the spot in the second half.
Leicester hauled themselves off the foot of the table with a dismal 0-0 draw against Palace in the early Saturday game while Fulham came from behind twice in their 2-2 result at home with Bournemouth who had taken the lead in just the second minute.
Wolves ended their winless run with a solitary goal against Forest who cheekily trolled the hosts on the twitters earning their social media manager the perfect response.
Wrapping up the day, Spurs managed to not Spurs thing up, winning 2-0 against Lampstand’s Neverton to close the gap between them & the top 2.
Five games crammed in to Sunday so as to get the next GW underway on Tuesday & Villa ended their run of draws with a 0-2 defeat to Chelsea.
At Elland road someone for got to put 50p in the meter as a power cut halted the game for around 45 minutes.
Once someone could change a £20 note, the match resumed with the only goal of a very dramatic match overseen by joke referee Kris Kavanagh was scored from a seemingly impossible angle. The home side had plenty of chances with Bamford probably having the best of all. But he fluffed it.
Manc Untidy & Bonesaw UTD saw out a goalless draw while Southampton came away with a crucial point at home to Wet Spam.
Then came the big one. With Liverpool’s poor start to the season 300 million people had put their captain’s armband on Erling Haaland……who drew a blank & is in danger of going on the January transfer market if he keeps this up.
But Salah finally remembered where the goal was, running on to Alisson’s long kick to flick the ball over a hapless Ederson. 1-0 to the reds who move into 8th and leave FFP FC 5 points behind Arsenal.

So, to quickly rattle through the FPL results.
The EIB seem to have regained form with a classic win on 550 points. 
The

Changes hands again as Mav787 ’s DynaMo Salah snatches it back. 
The

this week goes to fiveswinglive's Left Foot with an impressive 61 points. 
The table


The H2H was a two way tie between the BB&S & EIB with 18 points each which moves the EIB into second place in the table. 
& we have a new wearer of the

With Antarctic Thistle taking on the regal look for the week. 
The standings


With hallowe’en approaching, we have decorated the shed a bit so as to join in the festivities. Although BlueHughes ’ mum tells us it’s frightening her lad. So we may have to tone it down a tad.
With all that said, it’s once again to hand over the controls to emilystrange for GW12. Don’t forget your transfers “)