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I spent $20 on a biscuit and I think might have been ripped off.

Because, up untill now, it's not been possible to make this stuff at home.

I see what you've done. You've booked a flight with Ryanair.

Just type in "raccoon yard lady." You'll find out. 

The Washington, DC suburb I grew up in was the "rabid raccoon capital of THE WORLD" when I was in high school. 

....or is it?

The word "artwork" once again doing an enormous amount of heavy lifting here.