Harry Kane to be awarded The Freedom Of The City Of London in recognition of his "outstanding sporting achievements" ...
WHAT ACHIEVEMENTS!!
Apparently it now grants him licence to graze sheep on the Emirates turf for 364 days of the year, except Maundy Thursday when King Charles feeds Hollands pies to the Royal swans
Harry Kane to be awarded The Freedom Of The City Of London in recognition of his "outstanding sporting achievements" ...
WHAT ACHIEVEMENTS!!
Apparently it now grants him licence to graze sheep on the Emirates turf for 364 days of the year, except Maundy Thursday when King Charles feeds Hollands pies to the Royal swans
He does a fair impression of a sheep every time he plays at Arsenal, runs around with the rest of the team chasing shadows before being herded back to Spuds Lane by Farmer Conte.
I'm bemused by this England squad, Southgate sat there and went on and on about picking players currently in form then selected Maguire ..... Also, Kalvin Phillips, it's not like we're short of midfielders.
Qatar has decided to ban alcohol at all World Cup stadia ...... what will they renege on next?! I think they misread my memo, I pleaded with them to ban Maguire from every ground, but I guess my google translate buggered up the Arabic, something that would never happen in Qatar, not even with a rainbow armband.