If you're going to file a police report accusing your neighbour of assaulting you, the police might actually realise your injuries are just make up & fake blood
“It had barreled its beak into my chin and then let go a little bit and did it again,” the victim said. “It was a really intense pain when it went inside, and it just bled, dripping blood for a long time.”
Silly octopus, the jugular is lower!
Bisceglia says the venom left her in incredible pain, but she kept fishing for two more days before she finally went to the emergency room.
I guess it's not surprising she didn't have enough common sense to get medical treatment quickly?
The victim says the whole experience taught her a valuable lesson about handling a live octopus.
“This was not a good idea,” she said. “I will never do it again.”
Somebody hand this woman a bag of scorpions, please!
“It had barreled its beak into my chin and then let go a little bit and did it again,” the victim said. “It was a really intense pain when it went inside, and it just bled, dripping blood for a long time.”
Silly octopus, the jugular is lower!
Bisceglia says the venom left her in incredible pain, but she kept fishing for two more days before she finally went to the emergency room.
I guess it's not surprising she didn't have enough common sense to get medical treatment quickly?
The victim says the whole experience taught her a valuable lesson about handling a live octopus.
“This was not a good idea,” she said. “I will never do it again.”
Somebody hand this woman a bag of scorpions, please!
Love all of that and in addition here is your Darwin award lady.