Q: "How many teams are in the title race?" A: "It's not my problem." Q: "Who will play, Drogba or Remy?" A: Silence. Shrugs shoulders. Q: "Is Cesc Fabregas fit?" A: "Filipe Luis is injured. The player who is suspended is suspended." Q: "Why did you not speak to the press before or after the Manchester City game?" A: "If you want to make a silence very noisy it depends on what you want to do and you can make noise with your silence."
Asked where new signing Cuadrado will fit in the team, Mourinho says: "Goalkeeper? Impossible. We do not need one. Central defence? We do not need one and he is too small for that. He can play anywhere else."
Post by eastmidswhizzkid on Feb 6, 2015 16:33:57 GMT 1
well then- earlier this week i dipped into the fantasy football sphere and was a tad put-out to see sanchez and fabregas still not fit....having used my GW transfer to stuff chelski's into the bits-of-my-defence-that-were-it-a-saucepan-would-make-it-a-colander i only had one workable tactic left: duck-out and hope it would fix itself whilst i wasnt looking. phew! fortunately it has sort of and fabregas is no longer flagged.[/scientific-fitba-genius].
so.....mr. pista stevie-baby: we're coming to get ya!
I'm trying to find a Mourinho-esque retort here. err.... I chose my captain carefully & moved another player out to give another player a chance to shine. If it doesn't work out well by half time, I'll start blaming the officials & might even drown their kittens Mwahahahah.
Post by Johnny Rev 7.0 on Feb 6, 2015 21:03:42 GMT 1
He's like that Cat. When he gets stressed, he wants to drown kittens. I have a Hungarian friend who lives in the next village, whose wife works at the animal shelter where Steve (repeatedly) turns up with a burlap sack with a brick in the bottom and asks:
"Can you fill this full of kittens? I want to go the bridge and drop it in the river."
My Hungarian friend says they just treat him as an eccentric Englishman abroad, and gently shuffle him out the door. Before they have to call security.
When I get stressed, I listen to the music in my iTunes head. Favourite tune at the moment is:
♫ Burn me a fire in the Hungarian Shed In the colour and the carnage fall me down My face in the fire in the Hungarian Shed And the kissing and the colour come crashing down Down, down, down Down, around me Down, down, down Down around. ♫