In Hungary we have Spiler TV. They bought the rights to the PL a couple of seasons back & last season changed their name to Spiler1 TV. This season the group that owns them bought the rights to the CL, La Liga & Serie A which were all showing on our regular sports channels & they are airing them on their new channel Spiler2 TV. One snag though. Because no agreements have been reached with the providers, nobody can actually watch Spiler2 TV... except in one town called Szekszárd, the population of which is nearly 34,000 people. But it's only viewable via one provider (Tarr) I just did a bit of number crunching & if the market share for Tarr is anything to go by, the total number of viewers that channel currently gets is ~750 (give or take whoever has mates over to watch a match). Their farcebook page is a hoot. They keep banging on about who should be voted man of the match for the Barca or Sadrid match etc & the sarcasm is breathtaking. There was one guy who said he voted for another farcebook user as MOTM for giving him a link to a live stream so he could at least watch the match.
Anyway, so last night I had to watch Barcelona destroy Huesca via an illicit HD stream. The stream I got was from bein sports who have Ray Hudson as their colour commentator. & this guy as a complete berk. Last night he used these phrases "The pass stood as a slice of spam for Leo Messi" "Cool as a bomb disposal expert" "Barca comes back like a werewolf"
He sort of likes Messi (A LOT). Have listen to him on this (the geordie)